Arawn has just got new projectiles for the office, meaning he had to test them out, by firing one at my head, one at my laptop and one at Wendy! I've had to take special measures, to defend myself, the hood has come up!!! At least I will be out of the firing line soon! :P The office once again returns to war zone status. (Hannah)
The office is often a warzone, Wendy has many projectiles, which when in the wrong hands could be lethal :P Arawn has previously added a tennis ball to the collection on the left. Luckily this isn't a daily occurrence. So the projectile of choice is the orange googly eyed object named Squishy, because he is so fun to play with and bounce about! Then for a more angry throw we tend to use the earth stress ball, as it has a greater impact. The balloon is often a failure , as we try to stretch it like an elastic band to try and watch it fly. This often leads to a sore hand or hitting yourself with the balloon! :P And finally we have the new addition of the soft rugby ball, which we are still testing for effectiveness! The latest threat to world peace is Arawn's wooden elephant named Calcutta, which he has been testing in a secret laboratory, he insists this will only be used in extreme break down of communication and that he can easily be pacified with a crème egg or spaghetti bolognese!
The elephant is more of a deterrent against any threats of a severe nature towards the nation of Arawn. A peace treaty has been formed between me and Arawn - because I'm baking him a cake this evening.
Hannah :) with comments from Arawn
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